The sheriff of the small Kansas town pulled over a Porsche

that was doing 75 miles per hour in a 35-mile an hour zone.

The man behind the wheel, a Chicago commodities trader, was steaming.

When he was finally brought before the local magistrate, he exploded,

"I can't believe you stopped me.

This town must be the asshole of the world!"


The magistrate looked at him and replied,

"And you must be what's passing through."