how to piss off your wife

make sure she's had a hard day ...on the way home from the office(or anywhere, we just work together so its easy)....drive your big black smokin diesel...she'll be in her car of course and the first chance you get....when her window is down...inch up beside her open window with the big 4" tailpipe pointing at her....NAIL IT... ...FILL HER CAR WITH BLACK SMOKE... ...make sure its caked in her hair & makeup ...be ready for no booboo that nite