Originally posted by brianrupnow
Didn't some girl have a hit song about Zerk, youZerk, you are such a zerk, there are other words, but they just won't work------
Oh, now you're just showing off...

Well, zerk does rhyme with jerk, but I can't imagine why the two would be used together...After all, a zerk is useful, and a jerk is, well, you get the idea...