Thread: Dang! another new Guy

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Originally posted by pro60chevy
If my memory serves me correctly, I don't think J. Johnson ever had a daughter. he was too much into perfecting his now famous Johnson Rod to bother with females.

I believe he had a son who was estranged from the family.
I actually met the lad once....
I asked his name as I thought by lookin' at him he may be related to the Johnsons. (He has their nose.)
Well..... He jumped up out of his stroller in a huff N' said...............
You can call me Ray............
You can call me Jay..............
You can call me Ray, Jay...............
But ya' doesn't need ta' call me Johnson!!!!
After his lil' rant he did break down N' say he wuz' Ruutin' Tuutin' Kanuutin' On the Johnson side.
Ya' know..... I thought I recognized that nose.