Yeah, it's carrots for us and BBQ for the elitists in Washington. I'm still fuming over the loss of incandescent light bulbs! What a I suppose to use for my drop light? Murcury-filled swirlies? It's the dang hippies ruling the world I tell you! It's all that dope smoking in the 60s and now they know whats best for us! Pretty soon we'll all be sucking carrots driving those Toyolet Prissies or worse yet, those satanic clown cars. I'm sick of it! I' flushing their dope down the toilet every chance I get! I'll stick a twinkie right up their exhaust pipes! I'll take a pipe wrench and squish their ding-dongs! I'll make em snort Susie-Qs. And if I see another VW bus with a peace sign i'll smear it with 72 cherry pies!

Sorry, bad night