it`s a little known fact that roy hated cats .. this little story relates why ..

Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he
removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend,
the friend cat discovers Roys new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew
them up. Roy goes ballistic. The friend, feeling very bad, has a dilemma: he has
two cats. One of the cats enters the room at that moment. The friend then asks:
(>Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?)