After comming out of the bathroom I threw the door open and ran thru the house and in to the Garage where my wife keeps the TP rolls.
I brought in a new package of TP, and broke out a a magnifi glass to read the package. My wife asked me what are you doing? I said I am looking for what grit this TP is!!! She asked why do you need to know that.
I said because the way this stuff tears up my butt, I should be able to sand down my truck with it. She didn't even give me a grinn.
Kurt