So, I'm in town doing some work at the Wife's business and I go across the
street to Starbucks to get a cup.
I'm standing in line with a bunch of people and I strike up a conversation with
a bunch of middle aged Secretary types from next door.

They all obviously work together and come in there all the time.
So, anyway, my cell alerts me to a test message and I pull it out of my pocket along with a set of keys to the practice which I hang on my pinkie.....

Pretty soon .....Giggle, Giggle, snicker, snicker.....Giggle....
finally I get a bit irritated and turn to the closest chick and just say "WHAT"?

She smiles and says, "doin' any good for ya"?
I must have got a blank look and she nods to the key chain with the "CURVES"
fob on it.
Shoot!!! I musta got beet red as all five of them started

tee hee heeeee, snicker, he haw he haw, cluck cluck cluck ........

Then everybody in the Starbucks started in..... yeah, Women are mean.
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