Women are mean

So, I'm in town doing some work at the Wife's business and I go across the
street to Starbucks to get a cup.
I'm standing in line with a bunch of people and I strike up a conversation with
a bunch of middle aged Secretary types from next door.

They all obviously work together and come in there all the time.
So, anyway, my cell alerts me to a test message and I pull it out of my pocket along with a set of keys to the practice which I hang on my pinkie.....

Pretty soon .....Giggle, Giggle, snicker, snicker.....Giggle....
finally I get a bit irritated and turn to the closest chick and just say "WHAT"?

She smiles and says, "doin' any good for ya"?
I must have got a blank look and she nods to the key chain with the "CURVES"
fob on it.
Shoot!!! I musta got beet red as all five of them started

tee hee heeeee, snicker, he haw he haw, cluck cluck cluck ........

Then everybody in the Starbucks started in..... yeah, Women are mean.
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Now that's Funny!!!!!

If you think a junk yard dog is mean, they're pussy cats in comparison - they have nothing on an upset or scorned woman. My wife, the HR manager for her company brings home horror stories on a regular basis - and it's almost always some woman who was "wronged" by another. These are personal infractions that a man would say "f### you or similar, and it would be over and done and they'd go have a cup of coffee the next day.

my wife only gets mean once a month - but it lasts for about 28 days :)

i learned long ago never anger a women who can
catch an alligator
kill the alligator
field dress the alligator
and cook the alligator

i am no way as tough as an alligator!!:D

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Originally Posted by dogtag

So, I'm in town doing some work at the Wife's business and I go across the
street to Starbucks to get a cup.
I'm standing in line with a bunch of people and I strike up a conversation with
a bunch of middle aged Secretary types from next door.

They all obviously work together and come in there all the time.
So, anyway, my cell alerts me to a test message and I pull it out of my pocket along with a set of keys to the practice which I hang on my pinkie.....

Pretty soon .....Giggle, Giggle, snicker, snicker.....Giggle....
finally I get a bit irritated and turn to the closest chick and just say "WHAT"?

She smiles and says, "doin' any good for ya"?
I must have got a blank look and she nods to the key chain with the "CURVES"
fob on it.
Shoot!!! I musta got beet red as all five of them started

tee hee heeeee, snicker, he haw he haw, cluck cluck cluck ........

Then everybody in the Starbucks started in..... yeah, Women are mean.
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You should have said to her "Maybe you should consider going there".:LOL:

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Originally Posted by erik erikson

You should have said to her "Maybe you should consider going there".:LOL:

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That`s a good one!!:LOL:

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Originally Posted by flh4speed

i learned long ago never anger a women who can
catch an alligator
kill the alligator
field dress the alligator
and cook the alligator

i am no way as tough as an alligator!!:D

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By all means keep her happy.

Richard