In looking through this list of miserable garbage I find that I have owned some of these cars, but I was too stupid to realize that they were no good.

I learn that the 1980 Chrysler Imperial had an engine "cursed by God".

A THREE EIGHTEEN!!!!!!

Had I known that I wouldn't have been running one of those lousy blobs of excrement in my Dodge for the last six or seven years.*

I'm so ashamed.

Jim


*Without a minute's trouble


P.S. I'm wondering just what qualifies that jackass (or those jackasses) to make such judgements. For some time "Time" magazine has fit a description that was often applied to the old "Saturday Evening Post":

"Useless! No longer worth reading and too slick to....... uh ........ use in the outhouse"