A man hadn’t been feeling well, so he went to his doctor for a complete check-up.

Afterward, the doctor came out with the results.
“I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” … “you’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.”

“Oh, that’s terrible!” said the man. “How long have I got?”

“Ten,” the doctor said sadly.
“Ten?” the man asks. “Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!” The doctor interrupted, “Nine…”,