Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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Two couples were playing poker one evening.

Paddy accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Mick's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear. Shocked by this, Paddy upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Paddy went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Mick's wife, Sue, followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?'
Surprised by her boldness, Paddy admitted that he did.
Sue said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $250.'
Paddy confirmed that he is very interested. Sue told him that since her husband Mick played golf Friday afternoons and Paddy didn't, Paddy should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Paddy showed up at Mick's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum, they went to the bedroom, and Sue gave him an extremely great time. Paddy quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Mick came home from golf at 6 p.m. and upon arriving, asked his wife: 'Did Paddy come by the house this afternoon?'
With a lump in her throat Sue answered, 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked "Did he give you $250?
Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did.'

Mick, with a satisfied look on his face, continued, 'Good. He came by the golf club this morning and borrowed $250 from me. He promised he'd stop by this afternoon and pay it back.'


And that is how to play poker.

My neighbour asked if I'd been surprised by the recent strong winds.
"Surprised?" I said, "I was blown away!"