Quote Originally Posted by johnboy View Post
Late one night Jack takes a shortcut through the cemetery, hearing a tapping sound he becomes a bit scared and quickens his pace.
The tapping gets louder and Jack is now scared out of his wits.
Then he notices a man chiseling a tombstone.
"Thank goodness!" said Jack to the man. "You gave me the fright of my life. Why are you working so late?"
"They spelt my name wrong"
Gonna "steal" this one.. LOL.