Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
Results 1 to 15 of 4277
Threaded View
-
05-07-2017 08:26 AM #11
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers,
a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!”
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies —
two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing
exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”
“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving
slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”
“Slower than the speed limit?” she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...
22 miles an hour!” the old woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her
that “22” was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed,
the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask...
Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they
haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time.” the officer asks.
“Oh, they’ll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119.”iv`e used up all my sick days at work .. can i call in dead ?





5809Likes
LinkBack URL
About LinkBacks
Reply With Quote
Turn out the lights, the party's over THIS PLACE IS DEAD!
Dead!