I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.

I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu ?"

He says "No, why the fuck you ask me that?

Is it because I'm Chinese?"


"No", I said,

"It's because you're drinking my beer."