A man liying in the recovery room calls the nurse over and through his oxengen mask says to the nurse,
Would you please check and see if my testicles are black
the nurse replied, Im sorry sir I can't do that
The man again said, please, it will only take a second, check and see if my testicles are black
The nurse presisted, sir, that is something the doctor will have to do
The man pressed on, I'm begging you, will you PLEASE check to see if my testicles are black
Reluctantly, the nurse lifted the sheet, took the mans testicles in her hand, inspected them closely and pulled the sheet closed
The man props himself up, removes his oxengen mask and says to the nurse
Well thank you for that, but please listen carefully
Will you please check to see if MY TEST RESULTS ARE BACK