Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St.Peter.

He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they had to tell him what Easter represented.

The first blonde, an American, said, "Easter is a holiday where we have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter said, "Erm .....Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.

The second blonde, a Brit, said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Nope!" and he banished her to Hell.

The third blonde, a Canadian, said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter said,"So, tell me."

She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having a Passover feast with His disciples when Judas betrayed him, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross where, after much suffering, He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder... "

St. Peter said, "Yes! Verrrrrry good."

Then the blonde continued, "So now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of winter, unless it coincides with “Rrrroll up the Rrrrrim” week, in which case, Jesus goes back into his hole until after the hockey playoffs."

St. Peter fainted......