an elderly priest was making his way down the street one day and came accross a young boy sitting on the curb with a jar full of a clear liquid,,

the priest said, whatta ya got there son?

young fellar replied, well sir i have the most powerfull liquid in the world.. its turpintine

the priest smiled and said, son holly water is more powerful than that..

young boy looked puzzled at the priest and said sir?

the priest said, son, holy water is very powerful, if you rub it on a womans belly she'll pass a baby..

young fellar said, well sir if you rub this stuff on a cats ass, he'll pass a motorcycle...