Cowboy Honeymoon

A cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for their honeymoon. The man went to the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, "This here is a very special 'casion...our wedding night, and we need a good room with a strong bed."The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?" TheCowboy thought about it a while and then replied,
"No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears until she gets used to it."