A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:
Husband:I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector:What is her height ?
Husband:I never checked.
Inspector:Slim or healthy ?.
Husband:Not slim, shecan be healthy.
Inspector:Color of eyes ?
Husband:Never noticed.
Inspector:Color of hair ?
Husband:Changes according to season.
Inspector:What was she wearing?
Husband:Not sure. It may have been a dress or maybe a suit.
Inspector:Was she driving?
Husband: Yes.
Inspector: Tell me the type & color of the car ? . . . . .
Husband: A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatictransmission with manual mode.It has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions. It has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...
Inspector:Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car.
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