The gendarme was crossing a bridge on the seine river when he spots this gentleman about to jump. Monsieur, he says, why are you jumping? My name is Pierre, he says, I built this bridge, I build bridges all over the world but do people call me Pierre the bridge builder? No! he says and gets ready to jump again. Thats no reason to jump says the gendarme. Pierre then says, see that boat, I built that boat, I build boats all over the world but do people call me Pierre the boat builder? No! and again he gets ready to jump. That is still no reason to jump says the gendarme. OK says Pierre, see that sky scraper, I build sky scrapers all over the world. Do they call me Pierre the skyscraper builder? NO! but suck just one c***.
Jack.