Canada and usa in trouble !!!
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States and Canada that if military action against Iraq and Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's and Canada 's supply of convenience store managers.
And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Visa, Bell and Rogers customer service reps.
It's getting ugly folks.
Exquisite British humor!!
Exquisite British humor!!
The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. marine walked the entire
length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a
well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular
'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left
was under that dog.
'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired..'
She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the
little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour! This American
should be put in his place!'
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans
seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
You hold the fork in the wrong hand..
You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.