Everyone say's I am a smarta-- but my brother is worse.We where at the drag-strip about 15 years ago and a guy had to be towed back to the pits.We walked up to the car and he had water running out the header on the drivers side.My brother say's "I think I have found the problem" and takes the apple he is eating and shoves it right in the collector.Then my brother say's "I have fixed it.It won't leak anymore water"The look on that guy's face was priceless.He did'nt know If he wanted to laugh or punch my brother in the face.Later my brother felt bad and took him new head gaskets.Then the guy was really confused.Two years later they became partners on a rail dragster.The rest as they say is history.