In honor of streets here is an answer, well, sorta

youse hooks up da headlite switch ta power antenna, the wiper switch for the horn, the horn does the radio, the radio the glove bax. Now HEAT give you low beam, PRNDL is teh heater fan speeds, the VENT will blow the horn...NOW no one can drives youse car and so no one can steals your car and ya need no locks.

I had a car with the column shift and a console shift (only 1 was hooked up). I laughed everytime someone tried to drive my car!