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A man is getting into the shower, just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. < br>
When she opens the...

An atheist was walking through the woods.







As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes
behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly ...

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the
preacher's hand. He said "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a d***ed
fine
sermon. D***ed good!"

The preacher said, "Thank you...

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.

The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he...

Redneck "time out."

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner
>with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to
>her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to...

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Two women in heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

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Don

A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were
> sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front
> of the
> church. Everyone started screaming and...

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war
>party.
>
>
> The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor
>of the Harvest Festival, you will be...

The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.

The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to...

I work with a Mexican guy. I told him this joke, he didn't get it even after I explained it twice. I think the term redneck was lost on him.

He said to me, "why would we have 10 kids??" I guess...

Subject: Fw: 3 Dead Bodies
>
> Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
> their faces.The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
>
> Coroner...

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This is a "heads up" for any of your who may be regular Home Depot
customers. As you know I have been busy with my waterfall and now my front yard.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever...

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the...

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second...

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long
>>>> before
>>>> I
>>>> can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of
>>>> customers
>>>> and...

A couple of good pictures.

Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute Blonde.
>
>He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've
>heard that flights will go quicker if you strike...

FINALLY SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP. . .

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. We

have always naively thought that it had something to do with
their religion.

The...

A GOOD CATHOLIC, an elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Casino went to the local church for confession.

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said,...

Uh, Supa roosta and I aren't exactly welcome at that site any more.:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Don

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