I liked the comment about a "collector" car. I wondered if he really meant "trash collector" car?

It seems to be missing fenders and such...but you left it out overnight in a high crime area, maybe somebody will leave you some body parts! {:-o

Would the guy sitting in it be a "dumpster d(r)iver"?

A guy would have to be "trashed" to be seen in that!

(I'll be here all week!) :-)