Welcome Skank. You used the terms, ratrod, low to the ground, basic black, and beefy motor. Sounds like you may want to consider a classic led sled build. A late 40's Buick Roadmaster may be a good start for you. Great lines, not a lot of fabrication to begin, and I've seen running cars advertised for less than you may think. Even if you find one not running, a 350 Crate motor installation with auto trans should not be too difficult. Lower it, get some fender skirts, throw on some flat black, roll your smokes up in your tee-shirt and be on your way!