Kinda sounds like the time I got my first wife to stain the deck at our cottage--on a really hot summers day---in her old bikini, so she wouldn't ruin any good clothes----"Don't worry dear, you can wash it all off down in the lake when your finished---Here's a bar of soap." Or the time I dyed my mostly white beard a mint green with food colouring at Halloween----Damn, I got some funny looks for the next 3 weeks---Brian