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07-30-2004 02:08 PM #1
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Sooooo True
NEW VIRUS
Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems there is a virus called the "Senile Virus" that even the most advanced programs of Norton and McAfee cannot take care of it . so be warned. The virus appears to affect those of us who were born before 1980 !
Symptoms of the Senile Virus:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send e-mail back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach attachments.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished the e-mail.
Remember???????????
I don't remember if I sent this one out.........
I don't think I did...or did you send it to me??
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:
1 I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2 My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
3 I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
4 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
5 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
6 All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
7 If all is not lost, where is it?
8 It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
9 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
10. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...
12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids
14. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
15 It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.
16. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
18. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
19. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
20. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.
21. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
22. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT!
24. Funny, I don't remember being . . . . . absent minded...
Now, I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6, maybe 8, maybe 10, oh, well, just send it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are. Then something is supposed to happen..I think. Maybe you get your memory back or something! I think...
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07-30-2004 03:27 PM #2
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um"PLAN" your life like you will live to 120.
"LIVE" your life like you could die tomorrow.
John 3:16
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Oh Yea........ Merry Christmas"PLAN" your life like you will live to 120.
"LIVE" your life like you could die tomorrow.
John 3:16
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07-30-2004 03:34 PM #4
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Merry Christmas ???......................."PLAN" your life like you will live to 120.
"LIVE" your life like you could die tomorrow.
John 3:16
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07-30-2004 03:59 PM #5
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One of the best things about senility is you meet new people everyday......................and they already know your name!!
Your Uncle Bob, Senior Geezer Curmudgeon
It's much easier to promise someone a "free" ride on the wagon than to urge them to pull it.
Luck occurs when preparation and opportunity converge.
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07-30-2004 04:08 PM #6
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Hi Bob ............. are you new here ????????Originally posted by Bob Parmenter
One of the best things about senility is you meet new people everyday......................and they already know your name!!
"PLAN" your life like you will live to 120.
"LIVE" your life like you could die tomorrow.
John 3:16
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07-30-2004 04:28 PM #7
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.....I was gunna say somthin' funny....."Those who know not and know not that they know not; are fools, AVOID THEM. Those who know not and know that they know not, are intelligent, EDUCATE THEM".
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07-30-2004 04:55 PM #8
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How about the good points of receeding grey matter, like hiding your own easter eggs.
Objects in the mirror are losing
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Hi everyone...........what is this site about again????
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07-30-2004 05:03 PM #10
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Iz' it Easter already ????????Originally posted by viking
How about the good points of receeding grey matter, like hiding your own easter eggs.
"PLAN" your life like you will live to 120.
"LIVE" your life like you could die tomorrow.
John 3:16
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07-30-2004 05:08 PM #11
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I'm purdy sure it's about Easter Eggs under da' Christmas tree. Or maybe it's about meeting new people??? I dunno.Originally posted by brickman
Hi everyone...........what is this site about again????"PLAN" your life like you will live to 120.
"LIVE" your life like you could die tomorrow.
John 3:16
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07-30-2004 05:50 PM #12
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Welcome to CHR pro70z28
when you get time post some pixs of your ride
lots of nice people here ......"Whad'ya want for nuth'N, ..............aaa,rrrrrubber biscuit... ?"
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Hi every one I just got this new pic in the E-mail thinging
Wanted to share it it's good
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ljotto1 has attached this image:"When the going gets tough the tough say, 'HUG MY NUTS!!!"
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Originally posted by treekiller
Welcome to CHR pro70z28
when you get time post some pixs of your ride
lots of nice people here ......
"PLAN" your life like you will live to 120.
"LIVE" your life like you could die tomorrow.
John 3:16
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Huh??? No problem, I understand all this stuff. Hey Streets, what did you say your name was??? If anybody sees Pro, tell him we'll be at Thunder Valley with the Mustang this weekend, or maybe it was last weekend. Oh well, gotta get out of here 'fore the nurse catches me using the puter again. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Applications now being taken for my next ex wife, post photo and net worth statement.Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, Live for Today!
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Wiring can be a pain. My problem is I get in a groove and have a plan and then get sidelined to another project and when I come back I forget what the heck my plan was.
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