Mate,mate, you didn't waste your hard earnt money on that piece of garden art didya???? I will tell you what you should do..... you push it into a container and ship it down her to me and I will try and make something out of it.
Seriously now, welcome to the "animal farm"and as Barb mentioned we adore photos. Oh there are the best group of people on here from all around the world keen to help in anyway so I hope you enjoy your stay.