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Originally Posted by Centauri

It's ok, I learned a long time ago to handicap the Chevy drivers so they don't get their feelings hurt. Its like working with a young child, you dry their tears, tell them they're wonderful, and they go off happy as a clam

I have a couple more.
1.I am to fat to drive a Ford.I might not be able to walk that far
when it breaks down.
2.You have to be a better mechanic/engine builder to drive a Ford than I am.
3.The main difference between a the Ford and the Chevy is the Chevy makes about 200 hp more.
I will be here all weekend boys. L.O.L.

or,


A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking.

Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way.

The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"

Huh uh Mike, you aren't getting off that easy.

Don

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Originally Posted by DennyW

Just a little more funnin.

I would drive a Chevy, but I see the car drags the ground on the drivers side when someone big gets in.

I almost bought a Chevy, until I kept passing guys working on their Chevys alone side the road.

Chevys always have a little more horse power / When they are rolling down a steep hill.

I always carry a screw driver, hammer, and a pair of pliers to help the Chevy guys out. And, if they need a part, I just look around to see what's sitting in someones yard.

Gee,Denny I hope you are not calling me fat.
I am just big boned.

Originally Posted by DennyW

Nope, I didn't say fat. I said big.

I never really was up on the pc crap anyway.

Originally Posted by DennyW

If you need some help, maybe I can help.

Yes,that is what I am afraid of.

Originally Posted by DennyW

Nope, I didn't say fat. I said big.

So what do we call those fenders on them 38 and 39 chevys then........ big or fat fendered....

Originally Posted by DennyW

Depends on who is standing next to you.

That is sooooooo right !!!!!