^ I've dated some cougars and even though they seem to be especially brave with men, most of them are still sort of terrified by mice. I put the old classic "Of Mice and Men" back on my "read again" list to see if there is some symbolic insight into this recent sociological phenomenon.

I forgot to add that my new garage being built will have a "man cave" including half decent sleeping quarters so I might consider hiding a cougar in there since my wife has never set foot in our garage.