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[Itoldyouso]

[QUOTE=J. Robinson;
The bad news is my wife keeps watching "Curb Appeal" and getting ideas... Also, now that I'm retired, the "honey do" list has grown substantially.[/QUOTE]

Ok Jim, we guys have to stick together. Here is how you get out of all those honey dos. What you want to do is become such a pain in the neck that she shoos you out into the garage to get some peace and quiet. You need to be underfoot constantly (this usually takes about a week). Be at her side every waking moment.........take over the cooking, make her sit with you and watch YOUR tv shows (even if you hate wrestling, make her watch it with you) start reorganizing the whole house, move furniture around, change the location of the pictures on the walls, stuff like that.

Next, start doing all the laundry and put bleach in with the colored stuff and use waaaaaaaaaaay to much fabric softner. Get up at 5 am and "insist" she do housework with you at that time. Believe me, a week of that and she will be pushing you out of the house and into your garage.

If none of that works, start becoming extremely "romantic".....chase her around the house 24-7. That is the last resort, but I guarantee it works. Mine only let me do the laundry one time!!!

Don