And just maybe while the man took shelter under your canopy, you could of politely taken the time to explain the difference between your car and what a " rat rod " is. Educating him while the rain kept him there was sadly missed. Another way of approaching it could of been asking him to explain to you the difference between his genuine Boxer to a plastic copy on a VW floor pan. If non of those approaches work then a well placed hit on his head with the base ball bat that you keep down beside the drivers seat would of worked absolutely brilliantly...