Folks, I am laughing right along w/all of you also. I had never been knocked out before unless it was with drugs, but it was all surreal & movie like. Jaw is still a bit sore but nothing like it was that day. That damn handle hit me so hard on the left side of my jaw that the right side of my jaw even hurt afterwards. Thankfully the only thing that I got was dirty, a sore jaw & a bruised ego...joe