Thread: Some times you just have to be smart about things.*

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Some times you just have to be smart about things.*

Had a guy say something of a sexual nature to my wife at of all places a walmart. She was driving and when she got out he was right there leaning on top of the car next to us. I guess he didn't see me getting out of the Passenger side of our Suburban. Well after he said what ever, The wife starts screaming at him then as I round the car ask's me if I heard what he said. Now I am looking at this guy and waist is over the roof of his car. Ya he's a freakin giant and probably out weigh's me by 150 lbs. Now I like a good scrap but I don't like getting stepped on like a bug. So I start looking around for a equalizer, when I see this beautiful petite women standing behind this guy listening to every thing with her hands on her hip's giving him the evil eye. *As I took my wife by the arm, she said ain't you gonna do anything, I whispered in her ear. Honey there is no sense in me jumping from the frying pan in to the fire. Besides you probably hurt him more then I ever could have. About that time you her this guys girl start yelling at him what did you say to her. Yep I truly do believe there is a god up there. And if I didn't say it before in the excitement of things, Thank you LORD!!! HE! HE! HE!

Sometimes discretion is the better part of valor.

Some smartazzes need a snoot full of pepper spray......
http://www.thehomesecuritysuperstore...FU5xQgodOHoAGQ
Keep a can on the wife's keyring and a couple of cans at home.
If she had dusted him with a shot of that, he might think twice next time about being a smartazz.

Aww that guy was just some low class piece of trash, who's mother didn't teach him right.
Kurt

Originally Posted by vara4

Aww that guy was just some low class piece of trash, who's mother didn't teach him right.
Kurt

Yeah, but your wife could have taken him to finishing school with a shot to the eyes.

now if yu had been in a pickup instead of a suburban, she could have reached in for the double 12 ga Biden on the rear window gun rack-----------------

Originally Posted by jerry clayton

she could have reached in for the double 12 ga Biden on the rear window gun rack--

I think it's just wonderful that a dyed-in-the-wool liberal Democrat will be remembered for his gun rights proposals. Too funny......

I hear ya Tech and Jerry. HE! HE! HE!

Some people just blow me away. That is part of the reason I hate going to WalMart. WalMart must accept food stamps for everything. Just sayin.

We love going there because we don't have to go to 20 store to get everyone's deals.
They have a Spanish store in Vegas called La Banitta {Spelling} and they always have great deals on produce.
So we go to Wal - Mart with a La Banitta paper and they price match. The catch is that La Banitta is almost 2 hours away from us.
So we get our 10lbs bag of potatoes for $ 1.50 or 8 tomato's for a buck and lot's of other great deals.
Besides I kinda like to watch the freak show's. HE! HE! HE!