some things should be left to a pro.
case in point.
looking in the mirror this morning i decided that i was getting a little shaggy.
me- hey honey, cmere and trim my hair. heres the electric clippers.
her- um ...ok.. BUZZBUZZBUZZZ
me- hows it look?
her- remember you love me!
me- gimmie a mirror!
her-you have to say that you will still love me.
me- dont worry i will always love you.

i look like an escapee from devils island with the mange!