Thread: Holiday Warning

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Holiday Warning...



Please, take care of yourself.



A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.



This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and shit like that.



Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.



This message is sent to you by someone who is a drinker and worries about your safety

If only.. We are discussing when we will venture north to see my aging mother,,a four hour trip,sometimes..Sometimes even longer due to the idiots we encounter on the highways around this time,or any other three day weekend. Last time we left early to do the trip,we left home at about 6.45 AM,and had a pleasant trip,,so it might happen again at the end of the week..