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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.

The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women will be finished reading this by now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

At a wine merchant's, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to employ.

A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.

The Managing Director of the factory wondered how to send him away.

They gave him a glass to drink.He tried it and said,"It's a Muscat , three years old, grown on a north slope,matured in steel containers, not best quality but acceptable. "That's correct", said the boss. Another glass....

"It's a Cabernet Sauvignon, eight years old, a south-western slope,oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees, requires three more years for finest results.." "Correct again." Said the boss.
And so followed a third glass...

''It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne ,drinking well and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk.

The director was astonished and winked at his secretary to suggest something different.

She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if you don't give me the job,

I'll name the father."

Originally Posted by Bob Parmenter

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if you don't give me the job,

I'll name the father."

See, that's what you get for messing with some of those "cuties" you post.