Very witty. A friend of mine who works at a local welding supply & gas shop, has a beautiful original built (I think 32 roadster) that was made by someone famous around here. He found it beat up and restored it. The original guy who made it, spoted it and told him about the history of the car. While the welding shop guy was out on a road trip, his now ex-wife, had all of his stuff appraised, moved him out in boxes, and submitted a divorce settlement for half of everything he owns, meanwhile moved her boyfriend into this guys' house. I noticed a for sale sign on the roadster and asked what was up when he told me the story of what happened. He said the sale of the car was written into the divorce agreement. I told him, he should sell it to a friend for a few hundred bucks, settle the tab, and then buy it back later on. He said, the reason she had everything appraised was to prevent him from doing that. So it has to be sold for what she had it appraised for which is about 10k more than it's worth. So it just sits in a garage, unused, waiting for a sale that will never happen. He loved the car, so this is how she decided to punish him. Lawyers and ex wives make a mean bunch!