There is another black joke to rival that one...

A young station hand calls in to his boss one day,while he is out the other side of the cattle station,[40000acres]and says...Boss,I just run over a pig,and its squealin its stupid bloody head off,,what should I do??The boss picks up the R/T and says,you know what to do..grab the .303 off the rack in the back of the cab of the Landcruiser,and put a bullet through his head...what are ya?dumb??A few minutes later,the radio crackles again,and the farm hand says...Yeah..done that,boss,,but I need a bit of help still...I cant get his damn motor bike out from under the bullbars......