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04-15-2011 12:36 PM #1
i am just as corrupt as the rest of you.
BARB
LET THE FUN BEGIN
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04-15-2011 12:45 PM #2
unfortunately this is my inspector.BARB
LET THE FUN BEGIN
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04-15-2011 11:14 AM #3
that cant be why they say " dont do crack !!! "iv`e used up all my sick days at work .. can i call in dead ?
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04-15-2011 11:17 AM #4
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04-15-2011 11:01 PM #5
You may need to upgrade if you get it.....
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, HuntingAndFishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks ...Troubled User -------
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0,
thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support.
I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 installed and work on improving the configuration. I suggest installing the background application YesDear 99.0 to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to do this before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as CleanAndSweep 3.0, CookIt 1.5 and DoBills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0, but beware because sometimes these applications can be expensive. WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. WARNING!!! Attempting to install NewGirlFriend 8.8 along with Wife 1.0 will crash the system. (see Wife 1.0 manual, Apologize, High Maintenance & Secretary with Short Skirt)PLANET EARTH, INSANE ASYLUM FOR THE UNIVERSE.
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04-16-2011 06:00 AM #6
Tech thats funny

Its aweful lonesome in the saddle since my horse died.
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04-16-2011 06:46 AM #7
I agree - - - - that was a good Saturday morning kick starter
thanks.
" I'm drinking from my saucer, 'cause my cup is overflowed ! "
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04-15-2011 12:58 PM #8
Barb, you been using Bob's library of pic's???
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04-15-2011 01:23 PM #9
Looks a little beat up. Must have had a hard life, but the "bones" are good.Remember, Freedom isn't Free, thousands have paid the price so you can enjoy what you have today.
Duct tape is like 'The Force.' It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
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04-15-2011 03:30 PM #10
Pictures sometimes tell you a lot but a hands on inspection is always the best way to really find out how structurally sound they are and how much they've been "driven" !.
" I'm drinking from my saucer, 'cause my cup is overflowed ! "
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04-15-2011 04:13 PM #11
Hey Barb,I need some custom overalls like that please. Since damaging my knees I have put 45 kg's on around that region and absolutely nothing fits anymore.
I maybe a little crazy but it stops me going insane.
Isaiah 48: 17,18.
Mark.
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04-15-2011 06:16 PM #12
i know how to fix s that truck
looks like a keeper to me .. if not at lest few hot laps around the block till i broke it or it killed me
Irish Diplomacy ..the ability to tell someone to go to Hell ,,So that they will look forward to to the trip
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04-15-2011 06:37 PM #13
pat in your shape i would be scared to do more than one lap.
BARB
LET THE FUN BEGIN
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04-15-2011 06:48 PM #14
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04-15-2011 06:51 PM #15
i stand corrected
BARB
LET THE FUN BEGIN






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