Thread: Is this old truck worth restoring ???

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Steve that truck looks top notch. No cracks in the bondo, nice curves, and fenders, and the paint job looks a nice shade of tan!

well before my soon to be wife i've dated couple of inspecters like that they give u to many promlems to many hassles better off restoreing the truck lol i rather have a trophy truck than a trophy inspecter

You may need to upgrade if you get it.....

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, HuntingAndFishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks ...Troubled User -------



REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0,
thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support.
I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 installed and work on improving the configuration. I suggest installing the background application YesDear 99.0 to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to do this before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as CleanAndSweep 3.0, CookIt 1.5 and DoBills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0, but beware because sometimes these applications can be expensive. WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. WARNING!!! Attempting to install NewGirlFriend 8.8 along with Wife 1.0 will crash the system. (see Wife 1.0 manual, Apologize, High Maintenance & Secretary with Short Skirt)

Tech thats funny

I agree - - - - that was a good Saturday morning kick starter
thanks

Great Way to start my day,still laughing!Thanks.

I think that if all that was left was a rusty gas cap laying on the ground to try to rebuild the entire truck from, I would give it a shot with a helper that looked like that!!!
Kurt

Originally Posted by vara4

I think that if all that was left was a rusty gas cap laying on the ground to try to rebuild the entire truck from, I would give it a shot with a helper that looked like that!!!
Kurt

I doubt very much,that I would get ANY work done at all..

I know what you mean lamin8r.
HE! HE! HE! Uh excuse me but you got some greese on you, here let me get that.
Wait there some more over here too, it all over the place, just a second.
Oh god where did I put that sponge at. HE! HE! HE!
Ya I could see where it might be a little hard to get anything done!!!

Originally Posted by vara4

I know what you mean lamin8r.
HE! HE! HE! Uh excuse me but you got some greese on you, here let me get that.
Wait there some more over here too, it all over the place, just a second.
Oh god where did I put that sponge at. HE! HE! HE!
Ya I could see where it might be a little hard to get anything done!!!

Kurt..you are just a trouble maker... Dont make me come up there and help you find that sponge...Or help ya with the soap and towel..Sheesh,,,,or find more grease,,,

He! He! He!