Thread: Hot Rods V Wives

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I've never had a wife to do any of those things Barb and I am on number three. I do have cars I have had longer than any wife, lady friend that stuck with me through thick and thin and never complained.

I'm not sure I should get in here BUT I'm on #2 and if she had been #1 there wouldn't have been a 2. I think wives are like hotrods, You know when you have the one your going t o keep and you take care of it. You may push her a little hard now and then but your always proud of her. You can and have spent the night with her and used no protection but maybe a good dog. OK I think I've said enough my wife dose read this onc in awhile. Not sure how she'd take being compared to a car

Heres one for me. You can look and drool at all the hot rods you like,and yours doesnt get mad. Iam on my second marriage,been 27 years so i think i found the right one.

A hot rod won't step out on you or buy her boyfriend $2,000 suits with your money.

A hot rod doesn't give you a smack in the back of the head when your adjusting the headlights.

Even tho I know this is a mistake, here goes:
"A Hot Rod has an ignition switch and can be turned on with out foreplay!"

ooooh mello. but a wife will not leave you on the side of the road if you treat her nice.

point taken