Hybrid View
-
11-18-2010 03:01 PM #1
I think I prefer the Slider Screening program.
Each passenger is offered a small pulled pork sandwich (a slider). Anyone who refuses to eat it gets the full, physical screening. The rest of us move along smartly to our plane, and have something more flavorful and nutricious than a dinky bag of old peanuts or stale pretzels. This has the added benefit of being much less expensive than the current program to boot.Your Uncle Bob, Senior Geezer Curmudgeon
It's much easier to promise someone a "free" ride on the wagon than to urge them to pull it.
Luck occurs when preparation and opportunity converge.
-
11-18-2010 03:21 PM #2
Mark Levine said today that, if the President would take his hand out of Mr. Levine's pants, Mr. Levine would gladly let TSA put their hand in.






LinkBack URL
About LinkBacks
Reply With Quote
Turn out the lights, the party's over THIS PLACE IS DEAD!
Dead!