Richard your going to have to do like we do separate money, checking and all. I always get the "you have to much JUNK" stuff too. I told her once let's have my so called junk appraised and her's and see who's junk is better who need's all those shoe's and never wear but a couple pairs.
you need the tractor to pull that bush hog cause it's hard to push it and spin that shaft by hand or maybe buy a goat.

yep now the new cleavage is the butt crack