What the he77 can a feller say? Oh, sorry you got hurt? Sh^&! Makes my squeezer squeeze way up. Get better, sooner, and be more careful in the future.

I was thinking of the vast number of things I have been stabbed with, or parts of my body impaled on; the funniest was when I was in high school auto machine shop - I poked a screwdriver blade through my hand; the teacher fainted, the lady in the office fainted, but the vice principal kept it together enough to take me to the hospital (such as it was), where my Mom worked. When we walked in, she looked at me and said: "What have you done, this time?"