Thread: Slice and Dice

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Ouch,dogtag...Im sitting here with BOTH my feet twitching and squirming...I think I can feel it too..then I read Barbs post and nearly laughed..yeah,good idea,but get wifie to open the merlot,,the way your lucks runnin,,,well,say no more ...

What the he77 can a feller say? Oh, sorry you got hurt? Sh^&! Makes my squeezer squeeze way up. Get better, sooner, and be more careful in the future.

I was thinking of the vast number of things I have been stabbed with, or parts of my body impaled on; the funniest was when I was in high school auto machine shop - I poked a screwdriver blade through my hand; the teacher fainted, the lady in the office fainted, but the vice principal kept it together enough to take me to the hospital (such as it was), where my Mom worked. When we walked in, she looked at me and said: "What have you done, this time?"

Dude, I feel your pain but your account of the event was absolutely hysterical!!!

Heal soon and let the wifey put the knives away for a while...

That Olds in the pic is awesome!!

Now let's see, Saturday with my hands full, I ran into the screen door latch - blood dripping off my thumb. Last summer, turned around after digging something out of the storage compartment of my 5th wheel camper - whanged my head on the hitch pin - knocked myself sillier then usual, then the gore and blood, EMTs, trip to the hospital, beautiful nurse and lady doctor fixed me right up. Hack sawing a piece of square tubing, blade broke, hammered my wrist into the vise - sticky stuff leaking, trip to the hospital for a patch job. And the beat goes on......and on....and on. The funny part - my wife gets more excited then I normally will when the plasma leaks out.

Moral of the story - when you play with sharp and/or pointed objects - you have to expect an occasional blowout preventer (your skin) failure.

But with that said, hopefully it didn't spoil your plans to go dancing