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07-30-2010 01:38 PM #1
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Finally......
.....a reasonable conclusion to health recommendations.
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.Your Uncle Bob, Senior Geezer Curmudgeon
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07-30-2010 02:10 PM #2
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That right there is the turthSometime Kool is the Rule But Bad is Bad
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07-30-2010 02:52 PM #3
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My English skills are terrible and yet all of my blood work was fine, so there must be something to that.
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when i read that the british dont historically eat supper .. and are rarely found overwieght i tried that and lost 75 `lbs in about 6 months .. dont go to bed on a full belly .. i`ts as simple as that .. wake up hungry .. i eat all day till 3 pm then nuthin more ( cept 8 or 12 beers )iv`e used up all my sick days at work .. can i call in dead ?
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07-31-2010 04:24 AM #5
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Don't worry Bob, this problem is correcting itself. English is being spoken less and less in this country, so we should all be living longer very soon.
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07-31-2010 06:34 AM #6
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Ah yes Pops, Sí se puede.Last edited by Bob Parmenter; 07-31-2010 at 09:12 AM.
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07-31-2010 09:08 AM #7
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I'd rather not live as long!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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07-31-2010 09:17 AM #8
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thank you bob. first diet i have seen that makes sense.
BARB
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07-31-2010 09:45 AM #9
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Glad to do my part Barb.....
Before donning the cloak of Uncle Bob I was known as Dr. Bob...........but that's another story.Your Uncle Bob, Senior Geezer Curmudgeon
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07-31-2010 01:46 PM #10
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Doctor you have to help me. Everything I eat turns to poop!
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07-31-2010 01:57 PM #11
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True!..... but what are those habanero peppers... or beans... going to do to your health??? We could all die from stomach ulcers ....or even terminal gas!!!
Originally Posted by Itoldyouso
Don't worry Bob, this problem is correcting itself. English is being spoken less and less in this country, so we should all be living longer very soon.
Don
....which might kill those around us at the same time!!! {:-(
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07-31-2010 07:28 PM #12
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Sounds like you need to consult with an alchemist..............that's outside my specialty. Originally Posted by ChryslerRodder
Doctor you have to help me. Everything I eat turns to poop!
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08-01-2010 05:20 PM #13
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I thought it was turning to fat but my wife keeps telling me I'm full of sh_t! Originally Posted by Bob Parmenter
Sounds like you need to consult with an alchemist..............that's outside my specialty.
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08-01-2010 05:42 PM #14
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Hit the wrong button. OOPS
Last edited by ChryslerRodder; 08-01-2010 at 05:45 PM.
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