I just made a beer run to Brookshire Bros in Buffalo and the cashier (who was barely old enuff to sell beer) said something which I did not understand so she repeated it and I still had to make her repeat it again. It was that time that I heard her say "would you take your sunglasses off?". I took my sunglasses off and she said "OK" and rang my beer up. Then I said "can you tell how old I am by looking at my eyes?" and then she said one of those things that make you realize that you truly haven't heard everything! She said "No, I was looking to see if your pupils were dilated !" I almost went ballastic but instead I just said "Well, child, you damned sure won't ever have to ask ME that question again !"

I plan on calling the Office tomorrow when the "manager" is there and let him or her know in no uncertain terms that, IF, for some reason she had refused to sell me beer and embarrassed me, I would have sued their ass for everything I could get !"

Footnote: no I was NOT under the influence but I may be very soon